Most of the -zstan’s are always for sale

See that you do!

I’ll have my people talk to your people.

Great. Now I just need loads of money and a corrupt former Soviet state to take over.

She only squeezed $2,000.00 out of this mess?

Yeah, buying a Tiguan was her first mistake,  Carvana was mistakes 2-4.

“Lauryn Smith bought a 2015 Volkswagen Tiguan”

If memory serves me correctly the President of NBC at the time was asked what show he wanted to see on NBC and he said Living Single. This was 1993 when this was said. Friends appeared in the fall of 94. Never watched Friends but Living Single went off after 5 seasons which is the appropriate life span of a sitcom.…

Oh you mean the Jackson 5?

“You know what the world needs, a black version of New Kids On The Block”

Yep.  And it sounds like that guy has ‘new car syndrome’, which is understandable.  I was young once.

Exactly. After 120k you may have suspension components fail, but once you replace them (for the cost of a few new car monthly payments), they will be good for another 120k.

Also worrying that you might have to replace the car because you needed to do a brake job is like thinking you need a new fridge because the ice trays are empty. I don’t know how they’re worried that cost would outweigh being upside down on another loan for the better part of a decade.

Sometimes I feel like cars that “don’t need a lot of maintenance” are just actually better at hiding how broken they are from their oblivious owners.

No, it wasn’t luck at all.

Well also the guides ass too. They only have to make multiple trips to carry everyone’s gear for them while the “climbers” sleep.

I take it you never googled or seen anything about climbing Everest. It isn’t really closed off to the public. You can approach it from two sides to climb. All you have to do is pay a fee. Everyone in the parties lives are in danger. Look at how long a sherpa (job title not ethnicity) last at their job. They tend to…

Then you change cells.

She knowingly put human lives at risk by diagnosing real patients with a machine she knew didn’t work. That’s not faking it until you make it. That’s sociopathy.

Word on the street is that she’s working on a machine that can mount an effective legal defense without requiring a lawyer. She’s going to disrupt the whole industry! First they dismiss you, then they laugh at you, then you change the world!

#Legalnos