He would’ve been adored by the fans in the nose bleeds.

He probably isn’t that bad. There area subtle nuances at play when works are translated into English from the original Canadian.

They didn't even win anything in Cincinatti, but wait til you see what they're eating down there.

Phenomenal reporting. Great work exposing these fraudsters.

I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him.

Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

Wyh this now, Dwyane?

Not even close. Look at this stat line.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

To be fair, while his running story is utter and complete bullshit, to drive an RV cross country at only 9mph is an impressive feat in itself.

That's an awful lot of cars to buy in a week.

Oprah is at it again!

Dear Best Fans in Baseball. STOP.

Typical BMW owners; honks at you, aggressively follows you until you finally stop, all to tell you how much your motorbike/car sucks. 11/10 accuracy if it is a fake.

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.