Those guys got punched into Bolivian!

Oh, Buffalo Chess! Sure, sure.

Somewhere in Buffalo, there’s a dump site filled with only broken tables.

Johnny Manziel During Drunk Driving Arrest: I’m the quarterback of the Cleveland Browns. There’s nothing you ca—

Ben Carson can punt a football 500 yards.

Some consider Garnett to be a maniacal asshole, but at least he had the courtesy to not back into Coach Saunders’ spot.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

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Roger Goodell also took away the Nat’s 2016 first round draft pick.

No love for Peyton? He made a great throw last Thursday that should be arriving any minute now.

Raiders Give Middle Finger To The NFL

I hope those fans leaving early had a good Dr. Pepper Championship Drive home.

Hello Mudda

15 thousand miles?! Slow down, you’re using up all the fancy too fast.

I like this story; I don’t care that it never happened

The video cuts right before she apologized to the umpire and went over for a handshake and then pulled it away quickly saying, “Too slow.”

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.