This is a dumb fucking joke.

Nothing worse than an asshole who can still win fights. Not quite Tyson post rape, but I’m not excited to see him raise his hand.

Hey, it’s a bunch of white people dressed in white, let’s all make fun, jack each other off while we all tell each other how much better than them we are and then cum on a crucifix and call it art.

BRO DO YOU EVEN BRO?

That was a different FSU player. QB, De’Andre Johnson. It is difficult to keep up with all the FSU player arrests.

“Grant can be your fall guy in 2 years”

This quote was taken out of context. The “league” RGIII was referring to was the fantasy football league he plays in with Jamarcus Russell, Brady Quinn, Ryan Leaf, Todd Marinovich, Heath Shuler, Joey Harrington, Cade McNown, Rick Mirer, Akili Smith, Tim Tebow, and Johnny Manziel.

If you believe in an infinite number of universes, then sure. There’s one where he’s the best. Also, due to the infinite nature of the multiverse, there’s one where’s he Hitler.

You built a city in the desert. And now you’re paying the price for it. And so is the poor Colorado River and numerous other waterways that never intended to fuel your greedy thirst.

I felt exactly like you did until I listened to him at the debate. Then I realized that his campaign is SUCH an absurd farce that it actually provides a powerful opportunity to pull the wool off the fraud built the fabric of our electoral system:

I thought for sure you were talking about Trump until the “gets to race trucks” part.

Where did he say he wants to kill people?

No matter what I can say about that dudes face or hair, he makes more money than I do and he gets to race trucks. He will always win.

Who? Water, air, electricity, bile.

Now I see that my cat has been reading this, and it all is so obvious. Like when I wake up in the middle of the night to find him lording over me staring with murder in his eyes, I sometimes catch his eye quickly and (like the email) he breaks eye contact like it was an accident and leaps off the bed making a loud…

See, this is what I don’t get about the whole PUA sub-culture. All of this advice boils down to:

More of these manuals need to passed out to each high school boy, and a counter manual on how to deal with this bullshit is passed out to each high school girl. Anyone want to take a stab at a counter one for girls? I think that we should look to The Art of War as a outline base.

I guess the point is entertainment.. for those that enjoy being pissed off? I mean, Oregon is a bastion of alternative-living at the moment. It's so far removed from any of this that it's safe to say it's completely irrelevant. It's just more ammo for people that love to 1) be pissed off 2) call other people…