If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

That guy has the reflexes of someone who grew up in a war torn country.

I give them credit for using the cars—as if keeping them in heated garages under covers and only taking them out for short cruises on sunny weekends is so “manly”.

I wonder if she went up, left, down, right, up, left, down, right R1, R1, and got her grenade launcher back.

11th commandment; Thou shalt never compare any new Mercedes product to any old Mercedes product.

@luisthebeast: This makes up for the fact i had to get up super early this morning.