These posts are depressingly duty-bound. Are you contractually obligated to write about him?

You’re an idiot.

Your lives are empty and sad.

Yeah, no one has ever been able to tweet and watch something at the same time; the millions of people who tweet during the World Series or Super Bowl are bored stiff.

Ben is just....the worst. I wish I had something more interesting to say but I don’t. He shat on best-of-five like 30 minutes into the entire tournament.

Yeah, he deserved to die for that window-tapping in my book. 

The correct answer is any Dick Clark iteration of Pyramid and it’s not even close.

Because this is not systemic. She is in a unique position to do awful things to the country, and she is doing them. The restaurant didn’t start barring white women from eating. Just her, because she’s evil.

it is absolutely not that simple

Has anyone dropped a “fuck right the fuck off” yet? No?

Dude, have you never in your life encountered someone whose opinion differed from yours? What is that like?

“Don’t overthink it!” is a surefire indicator of suckitude.

This comment is so 2018

I guarantee Andre doesn’t give two shits about coaching another player. I thought his statement was fishy enough, but Djoko’s takes it to another level. What exactly went on here?

Fuck Augusta National, but fuck “dilly dilly” harder.

Does *anyone* like these videos?

Is there a way to comment on videos? Because I just watched about 32 seconds of that “let’s remember some old baseball dudes” video and holy hell was it totally insufferable.

Shea Serrano respresents the absolute worst of modern sportswriting.

The Ringer sucks.

OMG bravo.