I’ll be honest, I’m not sure it’s mold. I use EOS, and the twisty part can get gunky and gross if you’re not careful, but I think that gunk is just...pocket lint. I have the same issue with regular lip balm if I don’t put the cap on all the way and then carry it around in my purse/pocket for a while.

Everyone always recomemds Burt’s bees, but it contains lanolin which I’m allergic to. Eos doesn’t contain lanolin, but it sucks. It’s basically impossible to find a good cheap lip balm I’m not allergic to.

I don’t know about rashes and blisters, but those stupid things didn’t moisturize my lips at all, the balm was gone in about 2 minutes, and the shape is so incredibly difficult to deal with if you want to put it in a makeup bag instead of just letting it float lose at the bottom of your purse.

more complex dental work like bridge work, some forms of denture and implant work. . .lots of things, really.

Who the FUCK is telling Americans that Mexican quaks are great, when not even us Mexicans would actually go with these people! I really want to know who is telling these epic urban legends about amazing non-certified cheap plastic surgeons and alternative treatments against cancer and HIV, because we sure as fuck…

Anything is possible as well when you unlock your unlimited douche potential and you either didn’t get enough or got too many hugs from your parents.

I want to do my normal thing where I do a fake description parodying and taking this a step further but...I can’t write anything better than butterfly headdresses inspired by radio lab. In my wildest imagination I could not write something so absurd or perfect. Speechless.

“The bride and groom unintentionally posed in front of a garbage dumpster, foreshadowing the first few years of their marriage.”

ur just mad becuz ur single and ur single becuz ur a feminist and ur a feminist becuz ur ugly

Well, my team in the lab says it’s pretty good but their analysis should be taken with a grain of salt as they’ve been known to falsify some data. Also, they’re imaginary.

“She’s a mom; she’s authentic. She has such incredible expertise in the space… You have to remember Goop is a startup. Our biggest problem is that we have too much opportunity, but we can’t do everything at once.”

Umm, I don’t want to live next to someone convicted of armed robbery. Their gender identification is irrelevant to me.

That’s the face that douche bags make when a hot woman that doesn’t look like a model gets any attention. They gotta bring her down with that shitty sarcasm that’s all over his face.

That was a bump-into-him-on-purpose-to-make-him-notice-but-pretend-nothing-happened move if I’ve ever seen one. Definitely got his attention. They’re going to have sex in a bathroom for sure.

I think he is a moron. I wouldn’t go as far as hate. But he does do moron things. Like the whole “Pussy Posse” thing. And the dancing in clubs with sunglasses on while vaping. I would mock anyone for that.

Abusive, no. He’s just kind of a dick in ways like this basically all the time, if you follow this kind of gossip at all. Nothing terribly memorable, but I mean, this is normal behavior for him. He doesn’t seem to care about other people’s feelings.

I mean, if you watch just this video, it looks like he’s laughing at something someone said to him off-camera and wasn’t paying attention to the proceedings at all.

I admit there may be little I wouldn't do for a caffeinated dark chocolate brownie.

There is zero chance that whatever is wrong with her is lyme.

Lyme Disease certainly exists in California, but it is not nearly as widespread as say in Connecticut, Massachusetts, or even Delaware (arguably much smaller states.)