You must be one of those fascist communists who opposes free speech! If my New Mike Huckabee edition of the Bible is correct, you should expect Reagan to descend from heaven and smite you anytime now.

That’s okay, you can fire unwed mothers if we can fire creepy baby-obsessed Christians.

Because Katie’s first husband dies from colon cancer?

I work exclusively in MVA-personal injury law and am biting my fucking tongue at everyone who thinks Caitlyn should “have the book thrown at her” and “be thrown in jail.”

I was surprised Gywyneth Paltrow’s book sold as quickly as it did. And I feel sorry for those people who think she has something profound to say.

I was surprised Gywyneth Paltrow’s book sold as quickly as it did. And I feel sorry for those people who think she…

I dunno, maybe I’ve just somehow managed to accumulate enough ‘things’ because I honestly didn’t really see anything that was exciting enough to purchase. I almost got a Logitech mouse because my last one finally bit the bullet and I’m using the crappy mouse that came with my PC (Logitech mice really are amazing), but…

I dunno, maybe I’ve just somehow managed to accumulate enough ‘things’ because I honestly didn’t really see anything…

Not to be a party pooper or anything, but I confess I was hoping for serious discounts on books and movies, not electronic hardware or vacuum cleaners or baby wipes or even an “electric milk frother.”

What the heck is a “milk frother”? :)

Not to be a party pooper or anything, but I confess I was hoping for serious discounts on books and movies, not…

For sure. But my general thought is that children are required to go to school and immune compromised children have a right to a free and appropriate public education which I believe would be covered under the ADA whereas being the child of a knucklehead would not be covered by the ADA.

Anti-vaxxers make me so angry. If you don’t want to vaccinate, then don’t. But like all choices, there are consequences. You should should expect to deal with limitations on where you can let your little bundle of infection expose other people.

Is it really out of line to suggest that if one wants to utilize a public service (public school) that meeting community health requirements should be mandated? Want to keep your kid from “getting autism” because it is your informed choice? Fine. Choose to homeschool.

That will get a “fuck NO” vote from me. Keep your disease vectors home or gtfo.

To be a bit more concrete about the legal situation: The President can absolutely cross Cosby’s name off of whatever list he wants to, and issue a formal decree that Bill Cosby is a terrible man who should never have been awarded the medal in the first place. What he can’t do, and what I think he is saying that he…

I am well aware that I can choose to be more empathetic. I won’t though. I have selective empathy and there are some groups of people who will never get my support. For example, when I visited one of my clients today, one of his employees was talking about some email she got from another person. She was whining about…

My nipples bled so often, I’d demand a pinkish hued bead.

What about all the the pap tests I’ve had over the years?!! All those vaginal secretions just gone! Left alone in petri dishes! Abandoned!

The breastmilk mafia is legit scarier than like the actual mob.

Yes but that is not what Trump’s campaign is saying. They’re claiming that they didn’t get a photo of Nazi reenactors and put it on their picture of a flag. They’re claiming that the Nazi reenactors were already embedded into the picture of a flag when they got the flag stock photo and they just didn’t even notice the…

This is a pretty stupid gaffe for someone who is at least pretending they want to be president, but on the other hand, if you’re not a military uniforms buff, it’s pretty hard to tell from the original photo that these are supposed to be Nazis.