I just watched it because you asked, and yeah, that looks bizarre. Like the video actually confused me more than the basic idea of it did, and I’m lucky I know my own anatomy pretty well. Women who don’t might get kind of lost with just that video.
Also I would never describe my cervix as a cherry or feeling like my…

Okay I was excited about this until I got the the “for prescription” part. What is this shit? Why would this need a prescription? I’m in the pill but it would be novel and nice to be able to just buy my BC at the store and not at the pharmacy. :\

ETA: I was thinking this would be nice to use as a secondary form instead…

But washcloths are groooosss! :( They dry super slowly so they allow bacteria and mildew and stuff to grow on them! Which means you’d have to use a fresh one every time, and noooope.

But I thought this was supposed to be a party?

Well there’s your problem. It’s hard to translate spanish when you speak Ojibwe.

Don’t listen to these jerks. Consistency is the key. Why should Gawker Español be held to a higher standard than the English version? Poorly edited, slapdash writing in English...same thing in Spanish. Makes perfect sense to me! Pero gracias.

Just as native speakers of English still manage to write lots of errors, so do native Spanish speakers. A trained translator is not the same as a native speaker. Nice snark though.

I did not work for him, but 8 or 10 years ago his younger son was a college summer intern at the investment bank where I worked. I was on the team that reviewed all the summer interns nationally. The word from the NY office was that Little Trump was an A+ employee, super smart, a very hard worker, and very good at his…

His evil magic is very strong. Consider yourself bewitched.

as a native Spanish speaker and editor, I approve of this message.

I’ve heard that the man we know as Donald Trump is actually being forced through his public life by the malevolent entity that resides in his so-called hair. Each day, he silently wishes for others to recognize the hell that is his life, and yet he never finds aid. Ever.

I am an idiot. I just stumbled through the entire spanish portion thinking it was a story of an illegal immigrant only to realize halfway through that it was a translation of what has already been written. God Damn vocabulary.

I will unconditionally believe every single word about this man. If someone writes in to say he has a fetish for German circus clowns, I will believe it. If another person writes in to say that Trump makes his employees watch Beetlejuice once a year for motivational purposes, I will believe it. If someone details the…

There’s no such thing as vanity sizing, the sizes have gotten larger because the population has gotten larger. The most commonly sold size is supposed to be the middle of the size range, so if a designer sees that the size large is the most purchased size, that becomes the medium and everything is redrafted from…

I'm a size 8 at Gap and 14 at Zara. the difference why I chose the first over the second is because there I actually have clothing in the size I need. Options is what we are talking about here. You have the option to buy a size XS

As someone who wears sizes covered by this clothing line, I’d happily send the $205 leather shorts to you guys if you wanted them. :P

On a tall girl, it most certainly is skinny.

“fuck those average size people, what about the skinny people like me? it’s so hard to conform to the beauty standard and have people talk about something other than our needs!”

We do “rare” chocolate chip cookies around here. What you do is put the cookie dough on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper like you’re going to bake it, and actually stick them in the oven for about two minutes: just long enough to start flattening them out, but not nearly long enough to actually bake them.…

But the chef at my house doesn’t whip butter...