What omg

Sean Penn is a documented Domestic Abuser though. Unless she is an abuser, I have no problem with Charlize being an crabby unpleasant person irl.

I choose to believe that he is trolling his mom by dressing as much like her ex Sean Penn as possible. She knows what she did.

I’ll admit, I am guilty of ghosting people alllllll the time.

I don't usually delight in the demise of other people's relationships, but I am so happy and relieved that Charlize ditched that piece of shit.

I have a dear friend who was ghosted. It was one of the cruelest things I’ve ever seen and it took so much longer to recover that I think it would have from a “regular” breakup.

I put money on Sean got violent. Good for her for dumping him once the reality of who he is set in. Good riddance girl.

A doctor once told my cousin, after my cousin told him he had cystic fibrosis, “You don’t have cystic fibrosis, if you did you’d be dead.” (My cousin was there for a broken bone and mentioned he had cystic fibrosis to explain why he was on so many antibiotics.)

I went to the doctor because I was in the middle of a serious depressive episode/anxiety meltdown, couldn’t eat, and had dropped 15 lbs in about 4 weeks. I got on the scale so the medical assistant could weigh me (part of the usual recording of vitals before the doctor comes in — height, weight, blood pressure, etc.).…

The husband of a friend of mine tried to commit suicide by slitting his wrists. While he was in the hospital, one of the nurses told him that his cuts “were beautiful” and looked like surgical sutures. I think they reported her. I hope that woman never goes near another patient.

The moment I meet my very short, balding blind date, he skips the introductions to say this:

Off topic because its not groping or grinding, but I typically wear my headphones on the bus or Metro, whether I am listening to something or not, because I don’t want people to talk to me. Some dude sat next to me and tugged my earbud OUT OF MY EAR to talk to me. Like, not gestured to my ears and mouthed something at…

This wasn't already a felony??? What.

File under: how was this not already a thing.

True. I’m a big woman with a big ass and a big bone structure. I have broad shoulders and my collarbones have always been prominent, regardless of my weight. I would def be classified as ‘fat’ and yet I could blow these girls away in this ‘challenge’.

When I was a young kid (not that young actually, but we’re going with young) I used to get all my money changed to quarters and carry it around in a money pouch and pretend I was rich and also in the middle ages or something.
This is not relevant to your story but I thought I would share.

Absolutely yes

The other day I noticed a bunch of Oreo crumbs had accumulated in my collarbones while I was eating in bed laying down. Sexy y/n?

I mean I have vaguely sexual fantasies related to rubbing quarters all over my body but that’s because I never have any and I like to park my car and wash my clothes sometimes so quarters are, like, v. desirable to me.

What I’m saying is this challenge gets me off but like in a way that feels empty and sad after. When…

The more quarters you’re able to balance behind your clavicle bone, the skinner you are [...]