Oh you can guarantee it will be on the next season. I already think they’re going to do a Duggar episode but now they can add this to the pile. I can see it now: Leader of Black Panther Party is found to actually be a white woman who turns out to be a missing Duggar child in disguise who was raising the Duggar…

PEOPLE!

Its true. I am in a mixed marriage and I have learned things I never knew before. Basically Brown people are terrible, white people are terrible and if there were ever green people they would be terrible too. And what is worse (or I suppose obvious) is no one is even aware of how terrible they are.

The problem is no one is asking the real questions here and it’s making me sick.

This all day. ‘Cause girlfriend was straight up lying — about her paternity, her son and who knows what else. Shit, she couldn’t just be a white ally? Why the blackface and impersonation, the positioning herself as a light-skinned sister among her peers instead of living truthfully and fighting for progress and…

How are things going to work out if I’m call myself white and carry a gun at an airport? Not too well, I imagine.

Wow. Just wow.

Bitches be cray.

If you’d dressed like a Choctaw and went to work for a Native American advocacy group it’d be closer to the same. Thinking in your head about wanting to be a different race and altering your lifestyle and appearance to trick people into thinking you’re a different race are distinctly across the “troubling” line from…

to be fair, I used to wish I was a native american when I was a kid.

Worst wedding cake disaster I’ve seen was one where the parents of the bride/groom picked up the cake because they didn’t want to pay the $25 delivery & set up fee and left it in the trunk of their car for several hours in the Texas summer sun and then tried to claim that’s what it looked like when they picked it up…

I had a very small, very quick wedding. My husband and I were both in the military, and I came down on deployment orders soon after we got engaged, while he was training at another base. I flew out to the base, and we only invited close family. We had this very small wedding at a bed and breakfast that catered to…

All the stars.

I now have a TV-lawyer crush on you.

The fuck?

The wedding I was at a couple weeks ago had cup cakes instead of one big cake. I complained they didn't do the cake to the face thing and about a minute later I turned around and got a face full of cupcake from the groom. I wiped my face on his sister. I think it was a successful reception.

Make sure one of them sits in the back seat with the cake and keep the air conditioning in the car up high. I hope it goes smoothly and congrats!

Re: those dudes who shut the lid, I love cake like my own nonexistent children and I will slay the person who fucks up my wedding cake.

And your coordinator didn’t think to call you with this news when she/he found it out? Were they just expecting you to not notice you didn’t have a wedding cake?

I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…