What the eff church wouldn’t let her get communion? My divorced mother gets communion on the regular.

This just isn't true. Every church has different requirements. Some require one afternoon only n

My Polish friend tells me that pierogi is plural. And though the singular is pierog, no one ever uses that word because no one ever eats just one.

In Los Angeles, it’s just regular bikes. Which is like 1000 times worse. Yes you have to move your bike for that guy in a wheelchair jesuschrist.

I use hair powder that you just sprinkle on instead of spraying, but it always cracks me up that the first 2 ingredients in every dry shampoo are butane and propane.

I'm happy about this. I hate when someone shakes my hand really firmly. It just seems unfriendly and like they're trying to prove something.

Added sugar is part of the problem, but also concentrated sugar like fruit juice. Fruit has sugar, but if you eat the whole fruit you're unlikely to over do it. But if you drink apple juice, you're probably eating 3-4 apples worth of sugar.

It’s really just sugar that’s the devil. Fructose specifically. Fructose is only processed by the liver. It’s causes fatty liver which in turn causes high cholesterol and triglycerides and is hugely correlated with heart disease.

Except there’s a shit ton of research going on that those diseases we supposedly get from saturated fat are actually more correlated to sugar consumption.

I’ve had people do this in Los Angeles too. I always just stare at them wide-eyed and when they are done ranting I say, “if you can deal with someone brushing up against you, maybe public transportation isn’t for you”

Sit in for knife control.

This exactly what I thought. I mean, of course it's possible some homophobe went to the Abbey specifically to target a gay guy and the most famous gay bay in a famously gay neighborhood. But it strikes as odd that there wouldn't be at least 1-2 gay witnesses to the crime.

Treadmills are the devil.

Yeah I stay out of stuff for my own safety, though I’m pretty sure I would call 911 if I witnessed a stabbing and I’m 110% sure I would not take pictures. The lawsuit thing I think is over blown. Even in China where that seems to be a legendary worry, the stat show it’s rare. Though I’m a lawyer and so is is my…

Every time I see a story like this it make me love my husband a little more. For all the times he makes me cringe while doing it, he is Mr. Gets Involved In Shit. He calls 911 more than any person I’ve even met to report things like debris on the freeway. He once made a huge scene a restaurant bolting over to a…

huh

Wait what? I must have missed the part of the story where anyone was attacked by a white supremacist.

Glide is greasy though. Antiperspirant on my thighs forever!

Most antiperspirants have all the same anti-chafing stuff. And I find them to be way less greasy than anti-chafing products..

No, but we can call people out on sexual harassment.