Yup. Exactly why I don't get iced lattes. If I do I'll ask for a small with extra shots.

Yeah! Force the lawyer into indentured servitude and the PD’s office.

Actually what they are shorting you on when you get iced coffee is MILK not coffee. Those iced lattes come with a standard number of shots of espresso (small=1, medium=2, large=3) and a proportional amount of flavoring. Ask for less ice and you get more milk, not more coffee.

“No ice” I think is the hardest order to get right.

And my jackass uncle lives there. Please keep him. Though he lives in the middle of nowhere, so probably very few Canadians have to deal with him either. Thank God.

Home births freak me out. Like I don’t want to know all that grossness went on in my home. Yeah they’re beautiful but also GROSS and if you say they’re not, you’re lying. I’d just rather not be able to point on the spots in my home where the amniotic fluid spilled out and where we placed the placenta.

This guy is a complete idiot if he doesn’t think there is any way to refute these feelings.

Or they can numb your cervix using local anesthetic. Most obgyns have it available because they do LEEPs and stuff. I don't know why they seem hesitant to use it for IUDs.

Jesus Christ why does anyone need a referral to see an Ob/gyn? Tell her why not just refer you to the specialist who can help decide if it's right for you.

You’re right. The arm implant has absolutely zero possible side effects and is perfect for everyone.

I floss every day tyvm.

I floss every day tyvm.

I was once playing bar trivia and one of the rounds was about texting shorthand and what the initialism mean...and when “YMMV” came up, some team guessed “Your Mouth My Vagina.” Every time someone uses YMMV I think of that instead of what it really means which made reading it at the end of your comment extra…

if you don’t know how an IUD works, please stop having sex immediately and take a sex ed course.

I don't even know if this kid is an activist. I know he wrote a letter.

It’s not crazier than being really into football. Those parents are crazy too.

8 year old “activists” make me cringe and think crazy parents.

I never said smacking a kid on the butt stops him from getting run over. I didn’t say that at all. The situation I was thinking of, one I’ve actually seen happen a bunch of times, is a child running next to, and then past a parent, and the parent instinctively flails their arm out to stop them. Maybe they grab the…

Um....I’m not talking about hitting kids for punishment. I’m talking about literally hitting a kid away from danger.

You’re right. Parents never involved in their kids lives have never hit their kids.

I feel like it’s so disingenuous because every parent hits their kid at some point. Even parents that don’t do corporal punishment backhanded little Timmy once to prevent him from walking out in front of traffic.