This is perfect in every way.

Of course not, it’s natural. It’s the thought of scooping a bunch of discharge-y shit out of the vagina and rubbing it all over them that squicks me out. Not saying there’s anything wrong with it, just that my sensitive stomach is not a fan of visualizing it.

Oh for FUCK’S SAKE. All these new birthing and child-rearing trends are fucking out of control.

Seriously. Spending all that time and effort and she still only gave herself an 8/10? For all of that, I would expect to rate myself 50/10. I felt like a solid 9 on my wedding day and I did a small fraction of the prep she’s talking about.

That Larry David clip was absolutely legit. I’d vote for Bernie just for four years of bizarro Curb skits on SNL.

Well fuck this story. Fuck this entitled man-baby. If someone isn’t into you, it doesn’t ever give you a reason to kill them. I hope he spends the rest of his life behind bars & never gets to taste freedom again.

Fact of the matter is, men don’t treat women as equals. They still treat women as play things and someone to take care of all the shitty chores. Women are slowly moving away from a life where they have to be shackled to some dude and baby, work for eight hours, take care of dude/baby, and always put everyone else…

They’re all this guy’s cousins.

Thiiiiiiis. I would have to wake up at about 415 am to have time for fucking “breath sets” and meditation. And you know my two-year old would hear my ridiculous breathing and decide to mindfully start yelling “MAMA YOU BREATHE FUNNY I MADE POOP IN BED!”

The fact that this bitch gets anything done before her kid wakes up makes me call bullshit.

“[I] start with some Kundalini meditation” - eye roll - “and a 23-minute breath set” - *twenty three* minutes? uugh, k, whatever - “along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea” - oh, christ, it’s official. This bitch is the worst - “before my son Rohan wakes.” - Annnnnd I’m out.

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

There’s catharsis to be had in seeing Piper, who stands for every latte-sipping, cashier-abusing entitled white woman alive experience the indignity of not being on top of the heap.

Absolutely, this 110%. The workers of the U. S. desperately need better treatment and benefits.

You know, I think that’s the overall problem. No matter WHAT, you get shamed and screwed over. Like, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten the short end of the stick and told, “Oh, well, you’re happy to work late, right? It’s not like you have KIDS waiting for you. And I have to get my boy to his soccer…

Time that is their own, time that is not being quantified by an employer, time where they can be human adults and parents and find the mental space to look around and feel the blazing fullness of being alive.

As a childless single for life who had to raid my short lived 401k after a layoff, retirement looks like a sleeping bag under a bridge at this point. I'm not worried about me, it's just sadder than sad to imagine the decades of hard work most if not all of these people put in and now politicians are nickel and diming…

I’d watch it.

I hear ya! I’m 39 weeks and 2 days and the only things that still fit are my Old Navy maternity yoga pants (the best thing I bought this entire pregnancy) and some target sweatshirts. Luckily, I’m done with work now, so only my dog and cats are judging me. ;)