This looks awesome. Note: upon re-watching “Home Alone” with my son this year, he couldn’t believe how opulent the McCallisters’ home/neighborhood was — it’s a total time capsule of white, suburban ‘90s excess, including the casual option of flying 15 family members to Paris for the holidays. Kid-oriented movies and…

It’s truly unfortunate that Jessie Spano never overcame that addiction to No-Doze. She had so much promise, and look where she ended up.

oh goddammit this show was awful in the 90s and it’s even worse now. BUT i want that fucking house though.

Who am I kidding I’m going to watch every single episode.

I know it’s popular to hate this show, but geeze guys, its a sitcom. I don’t watch Gilmore Girls to get answers to hard hitting questions either.

I inexplicably love this show. It’s like a vacation for my brain, but I find everyone lovable as well. I find myself invested in the characters and their relationships and I kind of hate myself, but whatever. I have other far more admirable qualities that people can focus on.

I KNOW!! Like, what the fuck? It was clearly written by someone who has NO UNDERSTANDING of why women get abortions.

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.

I thought they were McMansion rich. Like,“we have money, therefore, of course we are good people who never, ever do anything wrong. Remember, my son took your daughter’s friend to Homecoming people.”

When the girl who burglarized me went for sentancing, her mom actually requested a delay for her jail time so they could take a trip to Florida because it was a stressful time for the family.

What are the odds that mom and Ethan can’t be found because they are on the lam, in Switzerland? (or somewhere equally fancy that lacks extradition to the U.S?)

Seriously, the Biggest Loser was crap, but I find her technique in her DVDs really helpful. She admits exercise can be hard (especially when starting out) and she has a good sense of humor. Plus she admits that even she has trouble with some stuff, like flexibility.

Where are all these hard-working white men?

If Lala doesn’t feel violated, I am happy and glad for her (being a rape survivor myself, I would never wish anyone to feel what I feel/felt), but I certainly hope she doesn’t feel like she can speak for any other women that have had a similar experience with this guy. She might not feel violated or threatened by him,…

Dear Henry, the guy who thinks he needs a“safe space” for white dudes: it’s called EVERYWHERE. Inviting more people to the table doesn’t make you unsafe, you sniveling privilegewank.

I saw the greatest meme the other day (and of course I can’t find it now); it had a picture of a bunch of white people and the text was something along the lines of, “White People: So privileged even basic equality seems like discrimination.” I lolled so hard, and then I cried. Because it’s just so true.

People seem about as determined to hoard their privilege as they are to hoard all the guns.

Ah yes, because white men deserve everything and thus other races and genders succeeding is taking away what they’re entitled to.

“And, though there is something non-ignorable and, frankly, embarrassing about the show’s lack of racial diversity”