A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

AHHH That eye makeup!

I have a son with autism. Believe me, I've wondered why they can chip my cats & dog but can't place a chip between my kid's shoulders too. It seems drastic until the kid decides to elope from school one day and you're on the phone with 911 etc crying because no one can find the little monster.

I don't usually disagree with you at all, but... Honestly, given how many adults get deaded every year, you could say, "why have anyone emotionally connected to you in life at all?" These risks are present in everything. But more importantly, while 20,000 sounds high, it's actually REALLY LOW per capita. I realize the…

It's like $5 for 3 of them in every store, and they stretch out to be totally unusable on the first wear! I thought it was just me because I have really thick, heavy hair, but I guess not?

1) Love Hot dogs w/spicy mustard. 2) I snatch Him up and I say...if you don't stop screaming I'll brake your Toddler fingers ....one at a time. 3) Shot them in the mouth with My Glock 42. 4) I can't get Pregnant or get anyone Pregnant I'm a She. 5) No, Fuck No. 6) Neither. 7) More than 11. 8) I use his…

Asking someone how they plan on raising children / a family is probably the biggest one. Yes everyone talks about either wanting to have kids or not wanting to, but rarely I feel is it discussed on HOW exactly you plan on bringing them up. Also, what about how they would care for their parents (or yours) if they were…

Dear potential mate,

The lesson isn't to just show up. The lesson is to be patient. The lesson is to be flexible. The lesson is to not give up when your friend is going through a MASSIVE life change. Terrific friends don't just give up.

It really sucks when you become pregnant and your non-kid oriented friends all drop you because they think that your pregnancy means you can't be their friend any more, or that it is the only thing you want to talk about ever again.

This is difficult to talk about but re: this part:

Adults who care about other adults eating habits are equally as annoying.

Dear State of Arkansas: file child abuse charges against these scumbags posthaste, because isolating a child for hours on end IS abuse.

I can't believe this show is still on TV. And "Survivor."

I'm somewhat surprised to say that I wouldn't. Cult-leader is a job that to me is a huge turn off. He's probably just be annoying, or manipulate me into following him. Either way, I'd avoid him.

This is like, the ur-example of what "privilege" actually is and I will draw on it forevermore.

I figure if you're going to buy something you were going to buy anyway - like pajama pants - and you can buy them and support an effort to help women, rather than the sweatshop system - why not? I agree it shouldn't earn you a gold star on your permanent record and it's probably not the ideal solution to a horrible…

My father was very similar. I'm sorry. It's not easy. People don't really understand how bad it could be or how awful it could make you feel if they weren't there & didn't see. I sympathize. Truly. I'm very sorry. But living well is the best revenge & I try & stick it to the bastard by living a fun & decent life. It…

All children lie. Some less, some more, but all lie on occasion. I taught first grade for 18 years. At this age some kids still have some fantasy thinking going on, and sometimes they truly believe what they are saying even if they know you saw the opposite. "But I just SAW you do it. Just now." "I didn't do…