Will this finally shut them up? You were circumcised, dude, your parents did not remove your butthole.

"Sir, we have the technology to regrow skin we can start helping burn vi-"

Setting aside however people feel about circumcision in the first place...

If HE wants custody he might want to cut back on all the toking, promotion of said toking, and hanging out with people that supply him with the substance he tokes.

"The family dog eats its own feces and then licks Sebastian's face"

There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

Just as a clarification: some hand sanitizers contain triclosan, and some are alcohol-based. The alcohol based ones kill bacteria kill bacteria in a very non-specific manner that most bacteria aren't and can't become resistant to. And alcohol based hand sanitizer is often a good choice for when you are in a…

Do young women today know about these amazing songs? They really, really need to. I listed to Tori on repeat for all of high school and most of college. Her music is genius and she inspired a generation of girls to grow into amazing heretical women. I once dated a guy who was pretty skeevy just because he listened to…

Uhhhhh that individual is not 26 years old.

I guess the rest of us can hang it up. I mean, if Lenny Kravitz isn't cool. We have no chance.

FFS...THIS. THIIIIIIIIS.

I absolutely cannot cannot cannot fathom the levels cognitive dissonance NEEDED to really forward the argument that government is too big and needs to get the hell out of my daily affairs and pocketbook...AND that government is absolutely needed to shut down social subcultures where consenting…

Is it so hard to compartmentalize different parts of a person's life? Big celebrity wedding to Hollywood's most eligible, bachelor-y bachelor? Yes, photos ok! Talk about fashion ok! One normally dies have lots of photos taken on their Big Day. But when the women is at her very serious big-deal job, maybe don't treat…

"...we can't inject our children with chemicals."

Part of the reason I picked the pediatric practice I did for my kid is that they do not accept patients whose parents won't vaccinate or want an alternative schedule for no reason. It's becoming more common.

To steal a quote from Jezebel I saw last night, if I can't send my kid anywhere with a PB&J sandwich for public health reasons, I shouldn't be allowed to send them anywhere without an MMRV.

I have this fight every year with my mom who insists that "certain" (e.g. old or overweight) women shouldn't let "everything" hang out. And I say, "WHY NOT?" It's their everything after all. If they are happy let it hang, let it swing, let it free. Be nude. Wear a swim burqa. Just be comfortable. What you put on your…

I watched this movie so many times. The moment at the end when the two older ladies toss of their mink stoles and proceed to get the fuck down is still perhaps one of the most wonderful moments ever, just totally full of glee and delight.

My love for this movie knows no bounds. I adore Baby's Dad too. He loves her so darn much. And even though he's not perfect he comes around.

Irin, I love this post so much. I've been telling people for years how much I unabashedly love this movie, and that yes, it's about feminine strength and independence. I never once saw its plot as "ugly duckling gets the guy," and was in fact dismayed to read that at the top. I wanted to be Baby when I was growing up.…