Stupidest comment I've seen in a very long time on the entire internet.

GREAT POINT

Something tells me they can only do that for about 12 seconds before they're completely beat...

Someone needs to stabilize the gif for the guy on the left, relative to his body position. Watch his hands and legs move in unison. It's almost creepy.

I'm not convinced I could run that distance in that time over flat ground.

I'd watch just about any sport with this announcer.

What? No slow-mo?

Just leaving this here.

I am slightly saddened by the fact that I would have to exert myself somewhat to cover that distance horizontally in that amount of time, from a standing start. I used to climb a lot when I was a youngster, and considered myself pretty nippy up a tree or similar, but...

Most people would probably think it was CGI/fake if they saw it in a movie. I know I would've had I not seen this first.

I should kill myself right now so that these ultrahumans can have more precious high quality oxygen.

You're younger today than you will be tomorrow.

This is the kind of thing we need to focus on:

More than 5 trillion pieces of plastic weighing 268,940 tons are floating in the Earth's oceans, according to a new study published in PLOS ONE. This latest estimate is based on models of floating plastics data gathered from a series of 680 surface net tows and 891 visual surveys from oceans around the world.