allen is not poor, he is rich in schrayber

Sorry, I’ll just be over here imagining Allen coming home to a house full of chickens “Allen, I just found out chickens are huggable!!”

I get the feeling that the guidelines in the student handbook are for what students can and cannot wear to school every day, not for dances, and the idea that the dress code would be the same for every day school and for prom is very odd to me. At my high school shoulders had to be covered (for guys and girls though -…

For real. Even if the school didn’t announce this last minute, it would be really hard to find a nice dress that fits all the requirements. If I was at this school and wanted a prom, I’d organize my own damn prom with blackjack and hookers.

I don’t understand any of this - then again, I went to high school at a northeastern suburb in the 1980s. There were nearly no dress codes. We could wear:

If I was a parent there, I would get all the other parents together and suggest getting refunds on the tickets and organizing our own damned prom for our kids.

wow! she’s made of awesome

I think maybe it’s time to do away with prom. It’s over priced and someone always finds away to exclude some group for some bullshit reason.

You know what schools should do instead of dress codes? Teach students about enthusiastic consent. Explain to students the damage male-female stereotypes can do and help them develop a more realistic view of men and women.

if were all going to start behaving like its 1960 again, does this mean i get to start drinking at lunch

even some of our male students, who had some serious concerns

I love Severs Snape. His death upsets me more than Fred.

Why would he announce himself? Does everyone who wants to write a review of a restaurant have to get permission first? I did not know this. And strangely enough, it feels like that would defeat the purpose of the review, which is to report what the average diner will experience at a restaurant, not what a reviewer…

These guys are like the Steely Dan of restaurant owners.

I didn’t mean in terms of physical attraction. Let me clarify. I more meant in the “As long as you’re not unhealthy, or hurting yourself or others, you’re still a good person” sense. Like i don’t want to be shamed.

I love how according to the cable news people some kind of “trend researchers” found out this is a hot new thing women are into. I want to see the methodology for these studies they’ve conducted, and how they determined women all got together and decided to think the same thing. Because I never got an invitation to…

These Barca kits are the highlight of my day.

They’re also entirely full of shit. My kitchen is a temple to molecular gastronomy, and I still eat junk food like a teenager with no concept of a slow metabolism.

If you're going to give a lecture and pretend to be a writer (which is kind of pathetic in itself after the word salads you threw up), can you at least learn to spell? And do something about that appalling grammar too, it's like a 4 year old wrote it.

Eg: "ideas don't pan thru" - that's - "ideas don't pan through",…

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