I really hope that model washed her hands in iodine after. Sliver nitrate, maybe.

gimme.

I laughed so hard I cried.

I can tell you that the Timbers Army definitely has issues with Toronto's 4th DP, the Jozy allocation, and many other MLS machinations.

Colecovision & the adapter for Atari 2600 games was the shit!

The ability to sew anything I want, to do anything I want physically without injury, to somehow fire lasers- from eyes, boobs, butt, cunt, mouth, or fingertips.

TeDug

I wanted to cry & throw chairs. My favorite player; this year sucks so badly for him.

I appreciate her commitment to the classical line of Swan Lake.

totally sounds like an insult: "Hey, Douchecone- stop that!"

Ugh. Victoria's Secret has gone super downhill since I shopped there 20 yrs ago. They used to carry La Perla and other premium brands; now it's overpriced crap. Natori, Curvy Kate, & Wacoal FTW.

Sort of. They used to fit on my hips, 15 yrs & 40# ago.

Yay for OR & AK! #westcoastbestcoast Boo FLA! #sogladImoved

I had to get rid of my Kikgirls :(

I have 2 UFOs, a Gat, Menace, & Jncos all waiting for this day. I refuse to give them up.

I would purchase this outfit today. I wouldn't wear them together, but both are super cute!

I saw a face outside a window once. I thought it was my aunt, but she is my height and when I went outside to look (the next day) the window was above my head. My brother saw it too. We asked her if it was her that night & she said no.

I bought new constuction (infill) with no basement or attic for this reason.

That's my boy! #MarcoTwerkTeam

with those awful elastic cuffs!