the beygency at my door. bye forever.

sometimes, very rarely, being canadian is awful.

He also supported and hired Misty Copeland. I can’t believe there’s no mention of that here!

Taylor Swift is going to post a selfie wearing a raspberry beret and coquettishly pretending to cover her “shocked” mouth in 3... 2... 1...

I’m going to see Alabama Shakes tonight and I’m actually hoping they do a cover, because they’ve played with him and Brittany Howard is goddamn incredible.

Coachella is still going? Don’t all those bloggers and actors have to work?

Okay but I am that one who actually does want to hear everyone’s crazy dreams.

I’d like to formally add “details of your child’s potty training struggles” to that list

Four: Father John Misty

There are three things no one wants to hear about, no matter how politely they may listen:

That’s a knee slapper. Or in the case of a 75-80 woman, a boob slapper.

This may help you illustrate your point

That was low hanging crotch fruit.

Dudes usually have to be around 75-80 before they get to the tripping balls state.

Sure. I've got nothing going on tonight. Will post back with first impressions, results.

Can one of our Jezeboys volunteer to sign up and give us a sense of the male experience with this? I'm hella curious and the website says very little.

It exists. It's called Bumble. It sucks because there aren't enough people on it.

I propose a dating site and/or app that only allows women to contact men. I just saved every woman 100 solicitations a day and being called a fat slut for not responding.

I think being able to adjust who sees you is good, though I don't see why not give men the same option. Dating is not relevant to being a man-lawyer either.