It seems to me that ensuring you do the opposite of what the patriarchy expects is still allowing yourself and your choices to be dictated by the expectations of the patriarchy. I’d rather not give any faecal material whatsoever, and instead go with whichever choices makes me happiest and most comfortable.

yeah thats BS, I’ve been to FT meetings, people go over their time ALOT

Matador vibes or not, she still pulls it off somehow. Nobody should be able to look cute with those bangs but here we are.

Not the hero we need, want or deserve

Maybe your white friends just have terrible taste, because my pasty-ass loved it and so has every white friend I recommended it to.

Why do we think Rachel was boring?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

It’s too damn soon.

I’d honestly much prefer “American Horror Story 2017: Accidental Kitten Scratches Edition”

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

The race to the bottom continues. Come move to the west coast everyone. It’s great, we have weed and tacos.

This guy gets it. Look people you have it all wrong. Filthy makes you CLEANER! Sleep on a pillow -> make pillow dirty with dead skin -> get dust mites -> continue sleeping on mite pillow -> get dust mites all over your body -> dust mites eat your skin before it ever falls off! Clean forever.

So-o-o if those mites are already taking care of it...

It’s a screenshot from a fucking wonderful tv show called Chewing Gum.

I don’t even wash my jeans, you think I’m gonna wash my PILLOWS? I like to think the germs are making me stronger!

I’ll be honest: I have never washed a pillow and odds of me doing so in the future are slim to none. I’m lucky if I wash my bath towels once a week. Don’t even ask how long I go between bed sheet washes. Pillows are low on the priority list.

All those times I woke up to NPR and heard 45's name

I bought some new ones instead so joke’s on you.

i sent a similar group text. no response.

I honestly had no idea that they were a couple; that’s either a reflection on my complete disinterest in anything awards-show-related, or the news cycle for not blowing this the fuck out of proportion. Good for them!