Never heard of her, but judging intensely based on that font.

She thought she as playing IRL Minecraft

Trump: let’s honor the grand traditions of the inauguration by stomping all over them. The most important thing is to reward those who kissed my ass during the election! 

Don’t they always think there’s a second gunman?

Does this count as accidental anal?

That’s the south America for the last two hundred years since its inception.

Just an angry, scared little man with a gun.

It remains to be seen what version of herself Megyn Kelly will bring to NBC.

SprayTan McBabyHands

“struck one of the most famous nightclubs where the Christians celebrate their apostate holiday.”

For some reason, I remember reading an online article challenging that theory and saying he wasn’t actually gay. But, I cannot remember who wrote it and what the basis of their theory was so...yeah. I think I just won for the most pointless comment unless someone else read that same thing and can post it here.

I wonder who he DOES consider racist if not himself? Like, does he think you aren’t a racist unless you are literally burning a cross on someone’s lawn?

You forget, only minorities can be racist, by calling them racist

That number feels low to me. Like, “Just in case the IRS is reading this...” kind of low.

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.

sorry for being good at my job

No. Not even if he never turned around and I didn’t see his face.