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Yeah, there is NO way she wrote that response herself. Seriously, it doesn’t have the normal “word salad” that Palin is so famous for.

Why does everyone have poorly applied lipstick? Top image-lipstick ends before getting to the corner of her mouth. Bottom image-smudge on the top near the corner.

Can confirm. I sent the first message to a guy asking him about the stuff on his OKC profile. Now we’ve been together almost 4 years.

I may have also been intoxicated when I sent him that message.

I looked it up online and it said the feet are 6mm. Still fucking tiny.

I did find this link.

10 week old fetuses have really big feet apparently, since they are only 1.25" long at that point.

Can we talk about that Clare Boothe Luce pamphlet some more?

Who is “we”? Why is he always speaking plurally?

It is definitely a textural thing that I love about them. So dense, and banana flavored? I would guess banana but I haven’t had them in years.

His face is so punchable.

Oh no you DID NOT include Jidenna on this list. I am going to pretend I did not see that beautiful man on here.

What’s an ass lizard? I thought this was a lace monitor lizard.

“God dammit. Way to throw me under the bus, guys. I thought we all agreed to answer these questions truthfully.”

Honestly, I can’t begin to tell you how disappointed I am that Ben Carson isn’t the one rapping. I was so excited to start my morning off right.

I am in tears. TEARS.

Wait, are these sunglasses real? They look photoshopped in, maybe in reference to “I’ve still got 40 honorary degrees, deal with it”.

My friend that has had a baby said the pain was similar, if not worse than when she had her baby.

If I could just speak in Andy.gifs all day every day, my life would be so fullfilling.

Those sunglasses! <3_<3

I don’t care what you all say, this dress is awesome. Actually, all of the BHLDN dresses are.