Jeffery vs. Dwyane: which one looks worse?

It’s not CTE, he’s been a dirtbag since high school. It was all covered up because of who his dad is. He had to switch schools because of his bullshit. And here we are 20 years later...

When this Black man put on a tuxedo dress, it caused my wife to leave me and my dog to run away. Also, I’m pretty sure that I’m gay now. Thanks Obama.

“I didn’t even know they really existed until after we were making the film,” he said.

But does it have a white guy teaching a black pianist who Little Richard is? Because if it doesn’t, I can’t be bothered.

Getting real tired of this fat orange bitch pointing out prison reform as something for “the blacks.”

Age limits should be a thing.

 Look at God.

A large portion of Japanese people speak English. It’s compulsory in school.

Will Smith literally just wanted to make a movie where he’s topless the whole damn time. And this is that vehicle. Name a movie where Will Smith does not show us his chest...I’ll wait.

Eddie Murphy spent the last 20 years making shitty PG-13 movies...I’m not looking forward to this.

Once again, Virginia is, and always will be, the South.

A whole lot of people love black genitalia and hate the people attached to them. It’s not tough.

“Presidential Harassment!”

People have totally forgotten that Virginia is below the Mason-Dixon line.

I’m more outraged at the fact that he’s made the same movie 23 times in a row now. Taken. Taken on a Plane. Taken on a train. He’s a white guy from Ireland...of course he’s racist.

I need a shower.

So does this mean that Darryl M. Bell AKA Big Brother X Ray Vision AKA Ron Johnson AKA Morris Clay is running?

Sometimes I wish we lived in a cartoon, so I could drop a fucking piano on her head.