I worked both the Q and Sea World concessions. Sea World is the worst. I worked like seven days a month at the Q and made twice as much as I did working five days a week during the summer at Sea World. Got to watch a lot of baseball.

God forbid people have fun at a football game.

This all started with Stan Humphies.

Great way to drum up support for a new stadium. Penalize fans for not wanting to go to a shitty stadium, and watch a shitty team, by not letting them watch the team at all. I hate the blackout rules.

That's a lot of word dedicated to a shitty painting.

So Olajuwon doesn't count? Or are saying that his quadruple-double didn't first include a triple double? Same with David Robinson...

So Olajuwon doesn't count? Or are saying that his quadruple-double didn't first include a triple double?

Andrea Bargnani.

I saw the bowtie and just assumed Tucker was a member of the Nation...

I was going to make a very similar joke. Kudos.

Basically. I never heard of him. But after watching the video...there's two things. First, he sounds like Groundskeeper Willie. Second, he's not good at what he does. Not in the slightest.

Why the reference to watermelons? Racist!

Rashawn Salaam.

How many copies of 50 Shades of Gray does she have?

All your life? I'm so sorry for you.

This comment was just so you could say you're a lawyer, wasn't it?

Back when Kanye was only moderately weird.

The best part is his pronounciation of "Qualcomm" as "Callcom" leads me to believe that he actually thinks it's called Callcom.

That was awkward after 2 minutes.

We're just going to assume she was talking about cops when referencing "pigs?" You can't eat a live pig, so the statement, to me, is completely valid.