MOM JEANS!

That header image looks like the most difficult game of Feck-Marry-Kill ever.

"She is… so POP-u-lar!"

And flouncing from hotel rooms when the interview goes south.

I have a small endowment, too. I wanted more, but the MacArthur Foundation said I wasn't genius enough.

It's my bad.

You get killed again once you reach your destination.

I heart that the attitude of the contestants is 180 degrees away from, "I'm not here to make friends!" They help each other during builds and cheer each other on during the blade testing. Their love of their craft really shines through, and it's infectious.

No, no - Martin has finally finished The Winds of War. The last DVD in the set was always checked out at the library.

Same here!

*pours a 40 on the curb for Left Eye*

FORGED IN FIRE, MOTHERFUCKER!

What a twist!

That happens a lot with that bit.

Spicer North
Randy Priebus

Bill Bixby's "uncle" is really a man from Mars!

Way back in the day, a subscription to TV Guide was included in my cable package. Each week, I'd read the latest issue while doing big business. I knew everything that was happening on all the crappy shows I never watched.

"Are there any lines for this screen test?"

Sean Spicer?

There's this great BBC radio series called Red vs Blue, about a cantankerous ex-army officer who runs live-action exercises for private businesses and local governments, testing their readiness to deal with anything from viral outbreaks to flooding to terrorist attacks.