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No, the world is a vampire.

Rumor is that, as the divorce was not amicable, Lucas has been re-editing the films to the point where they are legally distinct from the versions that existed prior to the divorce. Dunno if it's true, but based on the stuff Lucas has said and done in the past, I find it believable. :shrug:

A lot of people were upset at the lack of more overt Lovecraftian hijinks.

I'm sure Lucas insisted on some codicil that prevents Disney from selling the OT in their original form. Lucas created the Special Editions out of spite for his ex-wife, and he's keeping the Special Editions out of spite for those of us who complained about them.
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Every year, I struggle to find a Father's Day card that says something like, "You were okay, I guess." Or, "The abuse was mostly verbal, so that's something." Or, "You never showed me affection, but at least it wasn't the wrong kind of affection."

Hawke and Hawkins! They fight crime!

My vagina has been praised for its strong work ethic.

But we do know what Ass Backwards was like, sooo…

While he was on the campaign trail, I referred to him as the Orange Blossom Special.

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*dances around Superman, raining Benjamins*

Well, sure, we got general questions like that as well.

I worked in a video store in the late 80's/early 90's. The absolute last thing I would have wanted to do was make adult film recommendations based on clients' interests.

Now, confusing Nicholas Hammond and Kate Mulgrew, I can see.

PARKER STEVENSON WAS NOT SPIDER-MAN! NICHOLAS HAMMOND WAS! I SWEAR TO GOD, INTERNET, I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND!

"I think you just sold a brother some slacks."

Wait 'til you meet Black Francis!

Adam West once told me I was all right and gave me a fistbump, which made my life immeasurably better.

Psst - twice a week. But still.