Then read those, and skip the articles that don't interest you. Psst - I've been doing this for years!

You're free to go.

Saw the early Patton Oswalt show on Friday. Was very good. It was filmed for Netflix, but hopefully the editors will cut me out of the audience shots, ensuring that the special is safe for general consumption.

Racists gone race!

It's amazing that you typed such a cognizant and articulate post with those stubby little rock fingers.

Cuck! Cuck! Cuck! Cuck!

It's pure 80's in a can.

http://www.thatsthejoke.com/

And it's only one of two 80's flicks featuring Patrick Dempsey pleasuring a succession of older women. He had a niche, and he filled it!

If I wanted to feed, house, love, and care for a creature that gave me nothing but contempt in return, I'd adopt a teenager.

"I am at a complete loss for how any of those tweets comments could've been
written in earnest by actual real people. But, you know, here we are."

None of these products strike me as life-changing.

They simply adopted the anti-science agenda of their Christian extremist brethren for their own use.

"Follow the money!"
"Well, that leads to Big Oil and the Koch Brothers."
"…. Lock her up!"

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| it does include should closely mimic Cherry MX Blues, which are the loudest, most tactile switches out there; I use them myself. But the headlining feature here is the keyboard’s fully customizable RGB
backlighting

Thanks, Stand Your Ground laws!

Cheap Viagra? But I'm not using the erections I have now!

The Second Dark Age
The Anti-Enlightenment
The Willful Ignorance Era

You just have to position Toxoplasmosis as a weight-loss method.