Keep tuning in to Finding Bigfoot, though, because if they ever do find that summabtich, the first place you'll hear about it is episode 7 of season 3.

Worse, the Ancient Aliens Theory doesn't even make the universe more wondrous. The engineering, inventiveness, and effort put forth by these early cultures is what's truly amazing. The AAT is just, "a wizard did it".

That's why the faithful believe in not just one, but nearly a dozen alien races all in constant contact with humanity. Because the guy who says he had sex with a gorgeous blonde Nordic has exactly the same amount of evidence as the gal who claims the Reptoids kidnapped her for hours and then brought her back at the…

YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!

Cowboys and samurai team up to fight Nazis in space. It's like heroin for ten-year-olds.

I was ten in '77 as well, but I was already a nerd and the tv commercial sold me on the film immediately.

Even when I'm away from my desk, I can sound like a big, normal man!

Yeah, the rest of the world is rightly horrified by his actions, but it clinched the election for him.

Boo! I had a crush on Kay Lenz some forty-odd years ago.
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(.Forty very odd years.)

JonGorski allows himself a satisfied smile, then opens a new browser window to check for the latest Fappening photos.

We're all secretly pieces of shit. One of the ways we become better is by not letting our horrible thoughts become horrible actions.

"You have been a good and faithful servant. You have done all that has been asked of you, and more. You have sacrificed your own good name and future prospects on my behalf. Your job has not been easy. It has not been pleasant, And it has not been appreciated. Go fuck yourself": - Donald J. Trump

No one killed more Christians than Christians.
This is a fact.

| “King Arthur, less fun than you’ve ever seen him before!” isn’t a great way to build buzz for your big, silly action movie.

It's a penis shortener.

*gasp!*
The 1%!

I want extended scenes of Lynda Carter competing in the swimming events.

Speaking of jiggle shows - where's my comprehensive, hi-def release of Battle of the Network Stars?

Moobs.

"Lincoln Hawk" sounds like the make of a shitty pick-up truck.