Whereas I'm having a lot more!
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It's still "none", mind. I had really low expectations.

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I think the one on the far left can beat up the other three all at once, and probably has.

Who the fuck would get in that thing? Seriously - who wouldn't run screaming in abject fear from that unholy sight?

*whispers* And they don't have blacks! *whispers* - 'Merica

The War on Public Education kicked off after desegregation. The widespread belief that one needs guns to "protect me from the gummint" didn't really exist before desegregation. The Republicans were a minority party for 20 years because white Southerners voted in their own economic interests… until desegregation.

He's 2 of our 8 biggest enemies.

Have you been to Minnesota?

It means her party affiliation might save her family from the pogroms.

Well, it's easier if you read all the words before firing off a response.

By villainizing gays, non-Christians, and people of color. They're the real monsters. You're just a hard man making hard choices to stop them.

Downvoted for use of a catchphrase.

Exact same experience with Eunice & Mama here. I would leave the room whenever one of those sketches came on. (You couldn't just change the channel, as Burnett was one of those shows the whole family gathered to watch.)

I haven't seen the show yet, and am avoiding comments and the bulk of the article for spoilers. But when I saw that Orlando Jones was cast as Anansi, I was very, very pleased.

Eh. At this rate, WWIII will be the US, Russia, and North Korea vs. the rest of the world. We'll need all the friends in France we can get.

#NotAllNerds, though. Obviously.

They will be later tonight, pissing out that Bud Light and high-fiving while surreptitiously checking out each other's wangs.

I've studied under Master Cleef, Lee Van Ninja.

I have used this line with Asian co-workers to great effect.

Well, if by "historical" you mean, "Japanese pulp fiction", then yeah.