See, this is why I never take my shirt off in front of others. I look like a chewed-up piece of Wrigley's Spearmint that fell on a barber shop floor.

And when you finally got there, Paris was closed.

What, are there not enough prostitutes in the Dakotas to meet the demand?

These days, public urination is a good way to get yourself on a sex offenders list for the rest of your life.

Malone's turn in the film is brief but indelible. Her 'brunette with glasses" look was so much hotter than her "standard-issue blonde" phase in the 50's.

I have a fondness for the show because it was the only thing on TV in English when I sat down to dinner before heading off to the office every night for a very long five weeks in India. I had no interest in the show before then, but as in combat or prison, a terrible shared experience spawned an unlikely friendship.

"Wow, the future sounds nice!"

You should tell them to stop, then.

I saw these songs performed live and I don't remember them.

See, there's no follow-up to that joke because they only had the one damn song!

And every issue is a #1!

First comes the
DARK DAYS

No Fun Boy Three, no deal.

I actually saw Shakespeare's Sister in concert.

"Scouses be walkin' like this…. But Geordies be all like this!"

I remember romance
Or something like that
Somebody told me
It was all in my head
That's what they said
It was all in my heh, heh heh head.

That was one of my major complaints about the series. Have Jones rack up some victories, establish her bone fides as an investigator and a bad ass, let her have a little fun - basically, just set up her life and identity beyond Kilgrave. As it was, Jessica Jones was almost entirely defined by her "relationship" with…

The busted door was more likable.

My first thought at reading the headline: "At last! Rosario and I finally have something in common!"

If they could squeeze in quick glimpses of other realities using footage from the Fox X-men and FF movies, it would be worth it.