Well, yes, everyone knows it happens. That doesn't mean they want to think about it.

Damn. I've had anaphylactic reactions from several things but luckily chlorine hasn't been one of them.

Wait, what? Anaphylactic shock? From what, the chlorine?

Douse everything with bleach.

I can't imagine chlorine is that much fun for the penis either. Yipe.

WTF, a dead lizard? At least urine is sterile.

Probably they thought you were occupied and wouldn't be interrupting them.

No, it's that they are his parents. Nobody wants to think about their parents having sex.

Funny joke.

The grace of God?

More reasons I wish he would just STFU.

Dude, that basically sums up the 70s. They said it all the damn time. I was there.

Me too, though what else is he going to say on television?

This. I don't even watch this show but I feel terrible for him after reading this.

That's funny, I actually thought that too for a minute.

I used to work as a proofreader. I'm starting to wonder if I should offer my skills to certain websites.

You missed this one: "how to care for a mermaid tale".

It's news to me. I thought it was just a sport and had the same range of good looking to average looking people.

And lately they are everywhere. It's like some weird invasion.

I know, I have noticed this on several sites. I wonder if some sort of "call to action" has been issued on behalf of the MRA Grand Poobah.