I think you can take your dog on public transit. I took my cat to the animal hospital on a bus last year.

What the hell? You can't just sew your dog a vest and call it a service animal. The service dogs go through special training.

Actually I never saw it but the trailers when it came out looked intriguing. I may give it a try on Netflix.

I wish I could bring my cat everywhere with me.

Couldn't you have put all these examples of logical fallacies in one post?

I think that was a movie. Maybe a couple of movies?

SOME PIG

That's me at my desk on Friday afternoon at 4.

I'm not sure. Some of the Nazis had puppies.

It's true. He basically told him, "No, you can't have her back. She's too cute. I am keeping her!"

Agreed. I love the ice cream truck.

It's spelled "heroin."

I think maybe you got lost on your way to the MRA website...

No, that was my first thought as well. But I have a lot of bills to pay.

I liked the book but I think the movie might be better.

To be fair, you never know when you're going to need a stack of napkins.

Or someone with a graduate degree in Comparative Literature who owes $10,000 to the IRS and $10,000 in student loans.

That's awesome. I'm going to give it a try.

Yes, you and I know that, but the cat can't tell the difference.

Several years ago I worked for a company with insurance that didn't cover contraception. It wasn't even due to some religious reason; they were just cheap.