Wait, there's a New Mexico?

"Raining Blood" for Kotex!

"I Wanna Be Your Dog" for Petsmart!

In the sense that (at least in my experience) they kept giving you months and months of free service to keep you from cancelling.

I'd be willing to bet that 90% of these people live in rural areas where dial-up is the only option.

Not entirely without precedent:
http://www.dailymotion.com/…

I only learned within the last month that Patrice Martinez also played the Argentinean beauty queen who slit her wrists and became a receptionist in the afterlife in "Beetlejuice."
Mind blown.