Where is it free? Steam has it for $20.

Just stating my opinion, man. Ignore it. If it's any consolation, from the cursory glance I took of your profile pic, I thought it was something drawn by Evan Dorkin. That's just how much of an "in passing" thing this comment was for me.

That Roomful of Teeth performance is really quite something.

Don't you mean American Dr. No?

Points for a reference many people won't get.
Demerits for the sheer awfulness of what the reference is from.

Noigi.

Not to mention how cringe-inducing it is when the only word after "because" is "reasons."

Heheheh…"duty"

"Uhh." (The Master P version of saying "present.")

No, bro, that's "no robo."

I'd like to pre-emptively reply to every single comment on this article with:

Aw jeez.

Well, someone's family, surely.

Is your friend also a crab?

I never played Gone Home, despite all the praise it garnered. But I'm getting this later today. After a month or so spent with the wholly enjoyable yet repetitive Nier: Automata, and now a week or so with the dizzying and distancing Doom, I'm itching for something a bit less harried and more thoughtful.

No chaos. No chaos. You're the chaos.

We didn't even get an opportunity to see which talented SNL actress would be the one to emasculate him!

I'm just gonna put my capon and fly out of here.

Aww, look at that little guy. I just wanna rub its cute head.

No other show makes me laugh like Rick and Morty does. I can only compare it to how a really good horror film will affect my physical body as it contorts itself and tries to protect me, but at the same time never break eye-contact with the screen. Laughing at this show can bring on gasps, shrugs of my shoulders,…