You take that back, you bastard.

fuuuuuuuuuck, yes.

Yeah, but you gotta admit…DD would be a natural fit. And elevate the disc even higher.

It's also the nirvana tool of Genesis.

Jason Lee's finest acting role.

Oh.

You can't really tell people something, I mean really truly experience the feeling of communicating a thing to another, until you've created your own language.

I don't understand what Rose and Paul Dano's Dick is supposed to refer to. There Will Be Blood, I guess, since Paul Dano was in that one? But how the rest of that weird phrase applies is just eluding me.

I'd suggest doing some fact checking before you use a word like "order."

TKTK? Shouldn't there be a couple of S's in there too?

Yeah, no mercy for that guy. I'm on my third replay of the game, and I keep discovering little tidbits that deepen the sideplot you spoiler'd above, and now I'm wondering how much more I can find if I keep looking. Basically, I want to work out the whole timeline of their involvement…if I can…

I'm sorry your reaction was that upsetting and visceral, but at least it's good to know that a game exists that can hit us that hard. Makes me optimistic for the kinds of stories and storytelling styles some gamemakers are attempting now, and how they'll speak to me in years to come.

The steaks he ordered to go along with it never arrived.

The original punchline was "The Aristocrats!"

Truly glad that Night in the Woods got a mention on this list. I say it every time the game comes up in Gameological comments sections (and it's usually me that brings it up), but there's so much in this game that feels like perfect fodder for the themes and statements that AV Club readers engage with better than most…

Girlbus, which would probably air on PornHub as a reality competition expansion of "bang bus" type videos.

My old friend was part of that scene. She was the one who had the "OMFG" typo.

Goddamn botuliphobes.

Actually I was just hoping to add Label to my burger.

In Scotland!