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Prestidigititis
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Shamrock Shake tie-in. Makes sense.

That shark has fins. No feet of any kind. Lying media.

Yeah, go for full-on life-size dildo straw or don't bother.

EASY B!

"Everyone in America struggles, okay? I sacrificed too. I did. I worked…SO hard…turning a small initial investment into one of the biggest real estate empires, one of the yeeuugest brands in the world. Everybody says this. Everybody knows. I don't wanna hear that it's not easy being green, okay? You think it's easy

It was awful when my father came to fisticuffs over a bar tab with Roald Dahl.

That's pretty much how he acted on Real Time the other night when he insisted to the rest of the panel that it simply wasn't a Muslim ban.

Pounded in the Sign by My Own Pound Sign by Chuck Tingle

You mean like CC Sabathia? That sort of good hard Yank?

Very enjoyable episode, even if some of the chemistry between Connie and the others felt a smidgen off-kilter. I like any episode that allows Lapis to show more of herself than just the stock "can't be bothered" surly pose she's taken up when she interacts with anyone who isn't Steven. There's potential in her to be

Buying or otherwise procuring digitally.

Look, it's between one man, one woman, and their personal relationship with God to decide whether they need to do way instain mother.

I can only assume you mean the sausage product.

Are you sure? It has all the marks of a Harmony Korine joint to me.

Much of the mystification of Tyree's catch could be attributed to Manning's Houdini routine before launching the pass, to be fair. It's hard to isolate that catch from the few seconds of bedlam before the ball was airborne.

With that hand, or the other?

If I'm not mistaken, the two minute warnings were actually put in place for the sake of advertisers to have an extra block of commercials to fill before the game ended, not to hasten the game's end.

Hey hey, don't forget the other possibility! During the first possession of OT, whether through defensive dominance or offensive ineptitude, a safety will also end the game with a victory for the team on defense. And a Block and Tackle column the following week featuring nothing but reposted Safety Dance videos.