Just looks to me like you're quickly greeting someone twice.

You're just saying that because you're not The Keymaster.

I think it's the gracefulness, the delicateness, and gentleness with which my girlfriend imagines Annie Clark fisting her.

Your comment's going in, like, eight different directions at once.

THIS SPRING.

*a ring tone is heard, every member of Ladysmith Black Mambazo checks their cell phones at the same time.*

I didn't know the Wallflowers had a version. And I am going to continue moving through my life pretending that I still don't.

I wouldn't call it "great," really. It's really good, because practically everything Janelle Monae touches is really good. But the genre shift pretty much changes (and blunts) the impact of the song as a whole. In my opinion.

Would you call her a feminist icon, though?

You'll have to wait in a very long crush-line, I'm afraid. My girlfriend refers to her as her "deer-wife," and will not hesitate to marry her if there's the slightest chance of it happening.

The first time I saw it, I thought it was an homage/satire of Thom Yorke's "dancing" in the "Lotus Flower" video. But then the rest of the video turned it into something darkly…other.

Fffffffuck, now I have to go listen to the whole album again. God. What a time to leave us.

Oh, we got a video for "Blackstar." We got one hell of a video for it.

I guess St. Vincent's phone just kept going straight to voicemail.

"Lazarus" is definitely the more appropriate song, but I've been playing "Blackstar" nearly constantly for the past five days. Fucking brilliant.

Remember it?? It was delicious!

Gaga?! Nah nah.

They survive one massive wave of zombies by setting clipping to "off."

He wrote a song called "A Man Needs a Maid."

Well, turn it up, man.