For me it was the way Eliot got drunk when ET found the beer. Doesn't help that I was a bit leery of frogs at the time.

Y'know, the temptation to bring up "Candle Cove" is pretty big right now.

My older (by two years) brother was constantly having his nightmares and fears invaded by Sesame Street muppets. He had a recurring dream as a child of being startled by Guy Smiley suddenly appearing in his window, and he was always terrified by the fluttering eyes of Harvey Kneeslapper.

Not Necessarily!
(the News)

Please. "Debtspersation."

"Beat-Up Little Seagull" is one of those…forgotten Everly Brothers tracks.

Bare Minimum Job, Internet!

Wow, Pete Rose really seems to be going the Humpty Dumpty route.

I once spent a summer at The Gap flipping corduroy.

There's also a little black spot on the sun today. Just so you know.

Definitely the most creative misspelling of "wad" I've encountered.

According to the image, it's Horror Sweek.

"The Ghost of Daft Punk is Playing at My House."

Disappointing, isn't it?

Great premise aside, Tomkins makes this sketch work. His expressions and tone throughout are fantastic, right up to the stuffing-an-entire-slice-in-my-face ending. (Spoiler…alert?)

You can actually see a copy of Snow Crash at certain points in the movie. It was deliberately placed there by the filmmakers.

*makes the sound of a whistling tea kettle*

I wouldn't call the ending atrocious, but it's definitely the fumbling of a huge opportunity and an incredibly well-set-up beginning. That movie will always grip me in ways no other horror film can, because it attacks what turns out to be my own biggest "body-horror" fear: inexplicable loss of understanding.

I'm so keenly aware of Pontypool's weaknesses that I don't put a lot of force behind my recommendations of it. But for me, it's several times scarier and more interesting than something like 28 Weeks Later, or even Drag Me to Hell. The moment where the young indigenous girl starts to show signs of being "infected" is…

Whatever it is, undoubtedly, it's dry.