*Had not noticed hank being all twinked out before reading this comment*

AAAAA GOD YES.

But that just raises further questions!

Sounds like you're trying to talk him down from a potential attack.

THE MIGHTY YORSTEWIPEST

Oh, relax, I was making a joke. In the end, there's nothing to argue here, since he annoys you for personal reasons and he doesn't annoy me for those reasons. If I ever become him, I promise I won't show up at your place and force you to listen to three minutes of stand-up.

They admire the rich outer Clooney AND the ooey, gooey Gorplee center.

Righto. "Canadian" it is.

So, a place-kicker, is what you're saying.

Gorplee, I think you have an admirer…

What does "I always wanted to assume as him" mean?

How so? Because he doesn't sit like a stone during hands, retreat into his jacket, grandstand like a 'roided dudebro, and is generally considered one of the politest professional poker players out there?

I consider "capacity for smiling" a big part of my gauge of cuteness, so Ivey's way out of Kid Poker's league to me.

You think Ivey's cuter than Daniel? Huh.

Daniel Negreanu. I've always loved playing tournament poker, but I'm not that good at it. I like Negreanu's style of play, his banter, his congeniality, and the respect he's earned. Plus, he's cute-looking. So.

To be fair, Yahoo Finance sounds like it could describe a porn parody too.

The SMB3 one reminded me of my own scream when the sun first dive-bombed me.

It's not a thing until someone starts a band called Sunn A\\\

You're all wrong. It's like Parcheesi.

Seems a little morbid to hope this movie comes to David Foster Wallace.