Where were you hiding in that field in Pennsylvania?

My gosh I'm excited for this.

Now THAT'S funny.

Crystal Gems truly are gifted individuals.

That's exactly where my feelings are at with this ep. There's a lot to like in what it reveals about Sadie, who has always been a favorite of mine. She seems to struggle so much to get the recognition and appreciation she earns, especially from Lars. And she always seems to be on the verge of utter defeat over her…

Olivia and Rebecca duetted an upcoming Adventure Time song at a recent AT/SU panel event. Maybe it was mentioned there that there was also a Steven Universe song featuring Olivia in the near future.

I think I never dwelled on my potential future all that much, and maybe that's why "Swingin' Party" always felt sadder and truer to me than "Here Comes a Regular." Both are achingly wonderful downers, though, in the best sense.

Heed? I thought you said "feed"!

If that cow could have talked, I'm sure she would've said "ohhhh man" when he attempted to ride her.

Audition, Pre-taped call-in show, Swear to God, and 3 + 1 - 1.

Honestly, so very very excited for this. I'm counting the days until I have the opportunity to have my hopes crushed!

Oh, yeah, I probably didn't make it clear in my initial post. But the shouting match did result in Mom hearing that polyamory isn't something I'm just "going through," and it isn't the reason partner A and I broke up. And it's insulting and hurtful to say that it was. She's been much kinder and open-minded about it…

Hopefully, she's not game-playing. (If she is, double-hopefully you recognize it sooner rather than later.) Aside from that, since you like her bunches, I say give her the benefit of the doubt and see what happens at this weekend-movie thing. Just make sure you promise yourself that you'll talk to her frankly and…

You could be an al Ghul-holic.

My eighth-grade science teacher. One day my mom brought me around to the house of a work associate of hers. Turns out this associate was friends with my teacher. Turns out this associate also had a backyard swimming pool. Turns out my eighth-grade science teacher likes one-piece swimsuits. Turns out. Turns out.

Not currently, but the possibility still exists in the future.

A part of this complete breakfast.

Yeah, that actually happened to me. Came out as poly to a less-than-thrilled mother who proceeded to act baffled, hurt, betrayed, and finally decided she couldn't be in the same house with any of my partners (even the one she actually liked when she thought we were exclusive). A few years pass, things get easier when…

If that were the actual competitive event, I'd totally sign up. I seem to have a knack for unintentionally walking in on folks "enjoying their private time."

Big Ninja should be someone's rap name. And hopefully their album cover really WILL be them perched on a pile of feudal Japanese gold.