Fun fact: he's a lot less enthusiastic about rainbows.

Nonsense, I beat blondes exclusively in hamster balls.

Just remember, every gun must be cocked, but not every cock must be gunned.

Literallately sick.

…we are friends again?

Is that an Easy Reader reference?

I get the reference!!

He sure is.

…fewer sperm.

Continuing with Pixar's "Prepositionally Titled Film" series. Coming in the next decade: Before, Withal, and Near

It feels awkward to read a list that includes fear and surprise without tacking on "and an almost fanatical devotion to The Pope."

All of my running movements are minimalist.

It's worth looking at the full sized version of this just to see how they diagram "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"

Now we just need someone to dub in Missy Elliott's "The Rain" whenever the ghosts are on camera, and we're set.

I thought it said "fatty hammocks." I wish it said "fatty hammocks."

It's easy to pick and choose that sort of thing, I guess. "Doug" was one of the least base cartoons of the last 20 years, and Nickelodeon really championed that one. On the flipside, Cow & Chicken grabbed at all the worst that gross-out humor has to offer, and man was it awful for it. (And "Two Stupid Dogs," as I…

Yes, it's fantastic that Adventure Time can and does take these risks of story, setting, and style. But this one did not connect for me at all.

The Silent King and Gut Grinder hold that dubious distinction for me. Neither of them are terrible, though.

One of the things I immediately adored about Adventure Time's fanbase was waaaay back during Season One, there was a fan-art movement that reimagined classic album covers with the AT characters in them. This was when the characters were still forming their identities, and there was precious little rule-34-type fan-art…

Ooh, anagramatic symbolism. I hope it's true.