I just call all my dudes ‘babe’.

I’ve always found a direct correlation between the size of my blunt and my enjoyment of Borderlands. For example, Borderlands 1 was meh(I was pretty broke at the time) However, Borderlands 2 was played when I was gainfully employed and living with other doing fine stoners, and it was fantastic. Now I’m a dad who plays…

You know exactly why this happened and it wasn’t because of your jersey

Oooohhhhhh yeah, that’s the ecstatic whistling of a former middle school baller who’s WAY into his control over a bunch of women.

I appreciate the rules you share on how to take responsibility for people who can’t act responsibly. 

This is just par for the course for tailgating at the Linc when you wear an opposing teams jersey.

All that upper body work doesn’t mean much in the real world, does it big guy?

FIrst off, fighting anyone at a sporting event is unacceptable. And fighting a jacked dude with a neck tattoo is particularly stupid.

I have a running tally. This is reason #193,782 why I’ll never attend another NFL game again.

Am I imagining things or did the audio indicate some dude was trying to talk his dad out of charging into a parking lot fray with a six-foot-eight professional athlete over sportsball?

The announcers are criminally under-jazzed by this play. McCarver should be calling a bingo game somewhere.

Is your dad Greatest Generation? Bc my dad used to do all kinds of shit like that to his food. Half and half on corn flakes with sugar, drinking buttermilk straight, buttering all sandwiches, white bread and condiment sandwiches with raw onions, sardine sandwiches, Worcestershire sauce on EVERYTHING. He must have had…

Shift+Insert is paste in most unix terminals. I can’t live with it so please don’t fuck that guy. My vote would be for Scroll Lock, I have no idea what that does.

They use brakets [sic] in journalism all the time too [1][citation needed]

Every damn key you suggested I used within the last hour. Guarantee you that the code running this website has plenty of brackets ‘[’, braces ‘{’, pipes ‘|’ and tildes ‘~’.

that last one is good - keep all the social security folks from voting!

Yep.  My parents I would have considered moderate Republicans, to the point they even voted for Obama in 2008, after voting for Bush in 2000 and 2004.  They retire, nothing else to do, so TV goes on first thing in the morning and stays on all day: Fox News.  They have gone WAY-the-fuck-around-the-bend, to the point I…

Those powder blues are so tight.

Gorram! Kotaku repost gets me again. Well, hope a few of these late stars make people happy.

Customer feedback has to be seen through a filter. They do not always understand what they want or need with respect to the product being created, and it’s easy to have a vocal minority sound like they are representative of a broader opinion.