Sicilian pizza is square cut and should be, because if it were a round pie and a slice it would die under its own weight.

Comments like this is why I have urban dictionary and imdb bookmarked.

untrue - I’m definitely a pizza snob, but Sicilian-style pizza is acceptable in quadrilateral shapes.

if its not Sicilian, it shouldn’t be cut into squares. end of discussion.

These things aren’t geo-fenced? Seriously?

Passed balls by definition are on the catcher.  Wild pitches on the pitcher.  I know that’s not what you meant, but I’ve already typed this far....

I have no data but I’d wager most passed balls are on the pitcher.  Seems to me this rule will really amp up catcher/umpire collisions as the catcher bolts back to find the ball.  Some of those fat umps  are major road blocks.

That’s what it says on the varsity jacket I still wear at the college bar I still go to even though I’m 10 years older than everyone there! COME AT ME BRO, I COULDA BEEN SOMETHIN

Can the batter do this if there is a man on first? Because at some point there will be a man on first that doesn’t run when this happens, and there will be a rundown between home and first. Can the runner make it back to home? And continue his at-bat?

especially the catchers, who suddenly have to improve on an athletic skillset that will only really be needed in this specific league.

And that should stop because...?

Yeah because one thing we don’t do enough of around here is call out the NCAA.

I was a music major in college. Trust me, it gives new meaning to the terms “G string” and “F hole.”

That instrument is broken out only for performances of Beethoven’s Symphony No. 3-some.

Yeah it sucks that he doesn’t get to enjoy all the dopey, endearing memes and fan projects and stuff made in appreciation of him. I remember he was always well-liked and got great fan mail, but he died not having any idea he would be this beloved, even by later generations. He’d be too humble to let it go to his head…

I’m so happy to see an article on this game. It was my favourite one growing up and whenever anyone would ask what my favourite was, I’d say Crystalis but no one else knew of it. I always felt it deserved much more recognition than it received. As a child the death of Stom was my Aerith and I would use his name in…

Our country would be a measurably better place if we just did what Henry Rollins suggested more often.

As Henry Rollins once suggested, airplanes should have a "sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up" sign.

I only want a foul ball if I catch it on the fly and bare handed. I am not bringing a glove since I am older than 12. If I get one on a bounce or a ricochet off some old lady’s face, I am giving it to a kid. These rules do not apply if I have a chance to get a hockey puck, but I still want to catch it on the fly.

I have never understood people’s desire for foul balls. What do you even do with it once you get it home? Is someone going to display a foul ball off the bat of fucking César Puello? In ten years, nobody will even remember he existed. I didn’t even know he existed until I just read this article, and he’s an active…