Name the player, or it’s just a story trying to defend Nike.

Luckily, he’s in hell now.

Serious question for those who do:
Why do people watch ESPN for anything other than live events?

A slight update: The unnamed staffer actually only claimed they were better at being a horse than the horse lady. In the interest of partial transparency, here is a copied and pasted list of claims they made, verbatim:

This.  Jesus, Magary.  It’s not like you’re 25.

Oregonians (and to a lesser extent Washingtonians)

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

How she found them exactly isn’t answered, unless you assume the “Where’s Fury?” scene at the end of Captain Marvel has already happened before the start of Endgame.

that plot synopsis is too damn many things for a start

By the end of the movie the soul stone is destroed to free everyone, and the remaining stones are each broken in half.... lost through time and space until finally reunited as jewellery...

By a man named Trevor.

I swear to god, I looked at it like six times and every time thought it looked funny, and never solved it. My brain is pure shit.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

I feel like this is a supervillain origin story.

When I was little, I would rub a small amount of toothpaste on my tongue to beat the breath smell test, and it worked. There were layers and thought put into the lie.

I swear to god, my daughter and I got into an argument about the Ninja Turtles.
Me: eat your pizza. The Ninja Turtles love pizza.
Kid: No. They eat flies.
Me: haha...No. They eat pizza. It’s they’re favorite.
Kid: No, daddy. They’re turtles they eat flies. (note: the fuck?)
Me: *gets phone* *Googles Ninja Turtles+Pizza*…

Brandon:
He liked to strip near-naked in the background while I was video-chatting my girlfriend.

Some of y’all just need to calm the fuck down about spoilers. What did you think he was just gonna be stuck in the quantum realm the whole fucking time? It’s not a spoiler to show that something that obviously was going to happen happened. Same with the Tony thing. Oh yeah they’re going to build up this whole heroic…

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?