Blades of Steel!

That... is worse. I’m sorry.

Counterpoint: My parents never asked me about my day. I promise you, that is far far worse.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

“I mean, we all know the Big Ten is rapey but it’s not like they’re launching dadgum YouTube channels!”

“Autopilot is intended for use only with a fully attentive driver,” a Tesla spokesperson said.

See, this is one of the major problems with our insta-journalism. Izzo was asked a question after a game. He didn’t set up a press conference. He surely wasn’t intending to deal with that issue. He had no time to prepare an answer, and the first thing that came out of his mouth wasn’t exactly a good thing to say.…

You’re not unlike most craps I take.

Meh. Applebees took a shot from someone and everyone jumped on that train. That’s how the internet works.

It’s like a real-life version of the the frog/pelican poster that my 8th grade teacher had hanging in his classroom.

since she wasn’t involved in the attack

Idiot

I want to star this to see if I age 10 years because of it.

As a male I’m not scared, even though Pacyga seems to think I should be. Know why I’m not scared?

No.

[Reads headline] Oooh, this is gonna be awesome!

“don’t be the Applebees of x” is a good motto

First, let’s fix the trailers. Sat through over half an hour’s worth for Last Jedi. For a seat I paid for. Tell me what time the movie starts, tell me what time the trailers start and I’ll tell you what time I’m showing up. If getting there for the ads is the price I pay for a good seat...OK, fine. If it’s not going…

I have never seen Breaking Bad nor was I that interested in watching it; now, I don’t have to—because Metástasis is a scene-for-scene, line-for-line, episode-for-episode remake.

So I CAN have a baconator is what you’re saying.