I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.

Two typo’s, huh?

Your “hack” involves paying the movie theaters MORE?! Away with you! Away!

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

There are so many levels of irony here that I officially don’t understand any of it. Someone do a translation for a befuddled non-American?

Mencken also said, “As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

Thats kind of the definition of White Privilege.

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

This is the correct answer.

I can’t believe this needs to be said but: You ALWAYS turn the shower back to bath position because whomever reaches in to turn it on the NEXT time get’s blasted with either scalding or freezing water! IT’S COMMON DECENCY!

If you had Mike Ditka as a hero in the first place you’re already fucked.

By this point between the two kids and the financial dependence, I gotta slap the floor and take every charge that comes my way, brother,

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

shit, when did football get taken off the list of sports? did it take chess, bowling, and poker with it?

The guy who did The Wire (a show I have not gotten around to watching) has a new show already.

his entire tenure here was a roast

My mom listened to the Deadcast, and wrote me:

COLD TAKE ALERT.