You’re going to need to set the Wayback machine to 1991.

Damn Mexicans! Who gave them permission to be on this land that used to belong to them?

One day we’ll figure out how to make security cameras half as good as cell phone cameras...

Talk about disrespecting the flag, he ties it in a knot and then can’t even be bothered to straighten it.

That was the infamous Bhopal contest right?

“.01 to the 8th power”

Setting examples to prevent others from making those mistakes is not nothing. If a player uses PEDs, he’s punished so that other players know there’s a punishment. If there was no significant penalty for being caught, then what would prevent other players from doing it?

Wooh! A tie. Now for the rest of the season figuring out playoff standings is going to be a pain in the ass...

How many advertisements did you need to see before you decided to try it or not to try it? 100-200? By all reckoning the ad campaigns were obscene excesses. But now that people know what daily fantasy is, and that the legal hurdles have mostly been taken care of, the barriers to entry are far lower. Essentially…

I know, that’s why he’s only smarter than 70% of the class and not valedictorian.

Being the only companies doesn’t necessarily mean they can exercise monopoly power (which is why the anti-trust regulations exist).

For a split second I almost felt sorry for them and then this:

1. If God is unable to prevent evil, then he is not all-powerful.

Well that display of intellectual athleticism just put him in the top 30% of his class at Arizona.

Sharks can smell blood from miles away though...just saying

Using up your allocation of good/lucky plays against the Browns, who are on their 23rd quarterback this season, seems like a waste.

In the new contract CCA has agreed so not generously to reduce the facility’s costs by 40 percent without reducing the inmate population

Even the kickers seem to suck more this year.

So all you need is an entire years worth of pre-tax salary saved for a down payment? I should be getting a house sometime in 2042 then...

Look, domestic abuse typically affects women, but touchdown celebrations could be damaging children, male children at that. I think it’s appropriate that mentally and physically torturing your wife for years gets you a 1 game suspension, but possibly altering the air pressure in a football deserves over a year in…