Thanks a lot Obama

Houston seems like a no brainer to me. It’s right there geographically (4 schools in Texas, 2 in Oklahoma) in the conference. It’s also a big school with a big time football program.

She should definitely accept. Then we get to watch Trump try to make up an excuse to get out of his own challenge.

twice coming back from a two-goal deficit

“simply as to damages” and that it was not “relevant to which version of events at the apartment is true.”

So when Al Gore won the popular vote and lost the election, that’s because every vote counts the same right?

All votes are a waste unless you’re on the electoral college. 

“the party of Lincoln”

She was also closer to the White House than Trump will ever be because she was on The West Wing.

He is completely wrong because ‘all’ men don’t do it. Some men do it would be a correct statement. All men do it is a 100% false statement.

All that is meaningless because people who use proper names in Scrabble are the lowest scum on Earth. 

Or a Pistons joke...either way works

He’s such a good kid...so I sent him to Detroit

Kim’s legal team apparently tried to get the site to remove the posts; they didn’t and now they will go to court.

Someone died? Things exploded? That’s news!

Act of war is kind of hard to define nowadays because just last Saturday US bombs killed 140 people and injured over 500 at a funeral in Yemen.

Because when things go right they don’t make news. If sailors had been killed it would’ve been yuuge news. But since nothing blew up, there’s nothing for CNN to play video of.

Don Juan got deported mid-sentence.

He was a soulless ginger so you can’t really kill something that was never truly alive to begin with. 

If only the portrait had been armed, it’d still be alive.